About That Time I Had an Emotional Breakdown in a Walmart Parking Lot

Or am I too sanctimonious to tell you about that?

It’s strange to notice that I have a persona now, but of course I do. Welcome to Anna Mercury. Mercury is not my real name, obviously. I curate what I write about and craft just how I say it. I time just when you read it. This, what you get of me here, no matter…